A fork of Rural Dictionary
The short line used after a very offensive and usually embarrassing statement which supposeably makes everything the 'sender' said socially acceptable.
Leevon: OHH MYY GOD ALAA! Your such a little bitch ass, stupid pin dicked, cock sucking mother fucker who smells like absolute shit! no offense. =) Alaa: lol (OMG im so glad he said no offense or i would of taken it offensively)
A warning that someone's about to offend the shit out of you
No offense but your face disgusts me
A phrase used to make insults seem socially acceptable.
"No offense, John, but your mom is a fucking whore." "You've got huge bitch tits, Patrick... no offense."
Something you say right before you offend the living shit out of someone.
no offense bob, but everything you believe is wrong
The phrase you use before you knowingly, intentionally, and viciously offend someone.
No offense, Nick, but we've always hated your guts and we're just using you for your big-screen...and your sister, who by the way is a raging slut. Especially after a couple shots of Cuervo.
A highly subjective interpretation of something real, imagined, or interpreted as being demeaning; very often the use of complaint to attack someone while paradoxically assuming both authority and victimhood; the use of complaint as a sociopolitical weapon or vehicle to often unmerited benefit, privilege, or compensation.
Their being offended is deeply and inheirently offensive to me! I demand you recognize my victimhood and give me what I want now!