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No wifi

A fate worse than hell

Hitler originally intended to give Poland no wifi but thought it was to extreme.

by Rogue_Shark June 17, 2016

Wifi

Life

My wifi stopped working and so did I.

by Bangbangzeppelin July 03, 2014

Wifi

The reason you love McDonalds.

Guy 1: Dude, where are you at? Guy 2: at McDonalds, gotta love free wifi

by ABeatifulWizard August 21, 2015

No Wifi

The absolute scariest thing in the world like if you’re texting someone:

Hey dude! There’s No Wifi! message not delivered

by GalaxyCat5000 May 23, 2019

WiFi

WiFi is called Wireless Fidelity, or Wireless internet. In most areas, there are many wifi providers to choose from! The best part is- they're all free! You can choose from "Joe's WiFi", Linksys, Netgear, or sometimes Holiday Inn. You'll probably get the best experience with linksys or netgear, because the idiots that rename their router probably aren't smart enough to lock it. No contracts, no obligations, no credit card required! WiFi! It's the wave of the future!

Mike: Hey neighbor, you got WiFi? Mine went down! Joe: REALLY? Mine went down too! Who's your provider? Mike: Joe's WiFi. Joe: WHY YOU SON OF A $^#@$

by linuxftw July 22, 2008

wifies

A really nice Minecraft YouTuber who somewhat plagiarizes from other Hermitcraft YouTubers for videos and also creates a lot of original content. He is a really nice, good, and smart person in real life and is a really good friend.

Wow, Wifies is such a good Minecraft YouTuber, he should have so many more subs.

by Prankster999 October 31, 2019

wifi

Wireless ethernet. The most common standard is 802.11b. Believed by technophobes to cause cancer in school children.

by Dave October 13, 2003