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Noob tube

Usually refers to the grenade launcher in Call of Duty 4 due to it's high power and wide kill radius, and especially it's easiness to use.

Alex over the headset on Xbox live: "Dude, this kid with the noob tube killed me like 6 times already, its really pissin' me off!"

by Jboydope June 10, 2008

Noob tube

Weapon used in games such as Call Of Duty 4 by people that cant aim, much to the joy of all the other players that now ensure the (Noob) suffers all sorts of verble abuse!

"OMG!! adam hit me with his fucking Noob Tube again!! learn to fucking aim you retarded gumper!"

by thieving jippo May 02, 2008

Noob tube

A grenade launcher or rocket launcher noobs use in cod. Also is a item in the best game ever created called roblox which shoots noobs at people

Noob:I has a grenade launcher Pro guy:you fucking noob you suck stop using noob tubes and learn to aim and quickscope you fucking faggot cunt Noob: :(

by Lazylittlebastard May 31, 2019

Noob tube

a word that is used for weapons in online games i.e. wolfenstein (panzerfrost), halo (rocket loncher / fulerod gun), counter strike ( auto shotgun bleve it or not).

1. omg i hate noobtubes. 2. i rock with the noob tube. 3. i am going to go crazy if i get owned agen by that noob tube.

by bobfishkins September 20, 2006

Noob tube

A grenade at a party who waits till you are very drunk and just keeps on coming at you in order to try to hook up with you.

Man1:Shit man Jon was Noob tubed at the party. I felt so bad for him Man2: Hahahahaha, she was so fat. Poor bastard

by DJ Comphy November 23, 2011

noob tube

Any grenade launcher attachment used in Call of Duty 4 Modernwarfare, employed by n00bs of the highest caliber.

That n00b wont stop with the fucking Noob tube!!!!

by Z0mb13 January 16, 2008

Noob Tube

Any grenade launcher, be it an M203 or a GP-30, used on a video game. Specifically online on Call of Duty: Modern Warfare or Modern Warfare 2. It requires almost little or no skill to effectively get kills with it. Just aim in a general direction of wherever you think the enemy might be, and it'll get the job done without giving your enemy time to avoid it or retaliate. Surprisingly, despite its name, it's not primarily used by noobs, or newcomers to the game. It's actually used more by assholes that are well into the game already but only use it to piss off their opposing team. And unfortunately, they usually do succeed in pissing off their enemy which could (and normally does) result in the enemy team changing their class to a noob tubing class while saying something like "Oh you wanna noob tube bitch? I can do it too", and that results in an entire game session being nothing but noob tubes and/or RPG's, depending on who's in the game. Highly disliked by the majority of the gaming community. Avoid noob tubing at all costs to ensure that you don't start a tubing chain-reaction.

Teammate 1- DUDE!! This guy is using his fucking noob tube again! Teammate 2- I swear to god. If i get tubed one more time i'm gonna bust a nut. T1- Alright fuck this game.... T2- Come on. Don't rage quit. T1- *disconnects* T2- Son of a bitch *facepalm*

by StopTheTubing!!! May 05, 2010