A fork of Rural Dictionary
Everything shitty about North dakota -- which is everything. Some examples include: -Passive aggressiveness*** -tourist attractions mean that there is a larger than normal rock to look at, maybe some buffalo -everyone drives literally 10 miles under the speed limit -everyone thinks that they know everything because "their uncle dale read about it in a book somewhere" -everyone is related to each other, but they'll still try to fuck each other, exclusively -where "marijuana cigarettes" are a felony, but sure, go ahead, fuck your sister - where Drake is considered "negro bumps" by the locals. If anyone is playing anything harder than Drake, the police are called -It's flat
Ex. 1: North Dakota is one of the icyest places in the contiguous United States. Better throw some dirt on it & not put any road salt down! Dave: Damn! That's some Fucking North Dakotan fuckin bullshit! Ex. 2: Jerome: Hey susie, wanna hangout? Susie: no, my stomach hurts *Proceeds to post a million snap stories of "Chillin with my bestie!!! LOL xoxoxoxoxoxox" * Jerome: Wow, couldn't you have just been straight up? Fucking North Dakotan fuckin bullshit Ex. 3: North Dakotan driver pulls up to a left turn yield on green, and decides to wait 2 light cycles before turning, because the cars that are traveling at 25 mph are traveling "too fast" and there was "no time" to turn. Chad: Are you fucking serious? That's actually some north dakotan fuckin bullshit right there Ex. 4: Richard: Hey, I was just wondering if I could get some help on some math homework today? * two days pass * Maggie: Oh sorry, I was at work! Richard: Wow....the least you could've done was say you didn't know. That's the epitome of North Dakotan fuckin bullshit right there