A fork of Rural Dictionary
A phrase used to emphasise one's disbelief at stupidly high prices.
"I bought my daughter the Yearbook; £25!!! I almost had a nose bleed!" or A: "Dad, could I borrow £25 for the school's Yearbook? B: "Arg, nose bleed!"
When a Women Walks With Her Head Up High, Confident and Knowing She's The SHIT
You, You are a nose bleed
Something that happens to anime characters (particularly males), outside of hentai, when they are confronted with a sexually exciting situation.
Being confronted with a naked Ryoko and Ayaka, Tenchi couldn't help his nose bleed
Nose bleed seats are seats far away and high up on the stands. It comes from the real nose bleeding which occurs at actual high altitudes.
1: Did you see the Metallica concert. I was front row!!! 2: Lucky Bastard! I could only afford nose bleed seats.
the anime version of an erection (well, in most anime thats appropriote for ages 16 and below), were a male character will bleed profusely from the nose when sexually excited. seeing that girls dont have erections and they cant show her panties getting wet, girls experience extremely red blush across their faces.
iruka sensei experienced naruto's sexy no jutsu and had a nose bleed
when you are speaking in a different language rather than your native and you are running out of words example is an American tourist in China talking to the native Chinese that do not speak English and the American has limited Chinese words.
The American talking to the Chinese guy is having a nose bleed while asking for directions to the Great Wall.
The German Nose Bleed is the act of having vaginal sex with a female while she is on her period. The male will then have blood residue on his penis,he will then ejaculate on the female's nose, giving the illusion of a nose bleed. This act was first discoverd by accident in Frankfurt Germnay, the year 1957.
Dude 1: Man my girlfreind is such a bitch! Dude 2: Give her The German Nose Bleed. Dude1: Good idea that'll get her back. Chick 1: He gave me a fucking German Nose Bleed! Chick 2: Where you on your period? Chick 1: Ya!