A fork of Rural Dictionary
November 22 is the week before Thanksgiving Break, and it’s national boyfriend or girlfriend day! It’s the day where you hold hands with your significant other, hug them and/or kiss them. Enjoy it!
“Guess what day it is??” “It’s November 22, national boyfriend / girlfriend day!” “Let’s be significant!”
National freaky day. Do whatever the fuck you want
Billy: hey it’s November 22 Bob: cool let’s fuck in my van
Person: Hey josh! Josh: Will you go out with me? Its November 22nd and I’m supposed to ask YOU out!
Make up day for November 2. A day when the shortest friend in the group gets to slap their tallest friend.
Middle height friend: Oh no, you missed your chance on the second of November?!? Shortest Friend: Yeah. :( I guess I just won’t get to slap them. :,( Middle Friend: Well you do know that there is a makeup day on November 22 right?
Tall people day! A day where we remember and understand the (difficult) lives of tall people and turkeys.
Short person: “It’s November 22! Gobble gobble!”
That one day when that one president was assassinated. You know, the hot one?
November 22... damn.
This is the day where you can slap anyone's calves
Random Person: Ew! You touched my calves, You're gay Me: Nope it's November 22 it's calve slapping day!