A fork of Rural Dictionary
stranger: ‘hey do you wanna go out for lunch on November 9th?’ You: ‘sorry I can’t it’s national sleep day that day so there is no way I’m leaving my bed bye’
National cuddling day. Cuddle with your crush, boyfriend, girlfriend, or the homies
“Chase, it’s time!” “Oh yeah! It’s November 9!”
National boyfriend appreciation day! We want love too.
“It’s November 9th, time to post my boyfriend on social media.”
Typically the day where the most wonderful ,Pretty and caring people are born especially my best friend x.
That girl is nice and pretty she must be born in November 9
The day we shorter ppl get our revenge cuz it’s TACKLE UR TALL FRIENDS DAY :D
Josh: Hey cris remember when u yeeted me on October 28th? Cris: yeah lol Josh: Well it’s November 9th Cris: crap *runs*
National make-out and hoe around day
Dude i cant Wait for November 9
This is literally the day crackheads are born. I mean, good looking crackheads, but still they’re on all that shit
My cousin José: “Your birthday’s November 9th? What a fucking crackhead, bro.” Me: “Yeah I know” Our first cousin from Alabama: “Yeah but I’d still get with that” *winks*