A fork of Rural Dictionary
repeating the same sequence of events without getting the expected desired results
repeatedly using the number pad for entering numbers when the numlock light is off OR if something is not plugged in unbeknownst to you, you keep hitting it thinking it's not working
1. The most useless key on a computer keyboard.
2. The most useless fucktard at any given moment.
"err, i think i just told your girlfriend about you and that chick last week."
"nice one, you fuckin numlock".
The key situated at the top left of the NUMPAD Like capslock and scroll lock, it makes lights flash if one presses it too much.
Alt codes require the numlock to be on.
Derivative from "Dicklock" as made popular by Bubbles of the hit TV show "Trailer Park Boys".
A dick lock being someone who cant get laid. A numb lock is a nerd who cannot get laid and plays with the numlock key while Masturbating.
Q: Hey where's Simon ?
A: Oh that "Numlock" hes at home fapping off.