A fork of Rural Dictionary
A llama, q.v. From Spanish "Number one!"
My llama, Numero Uno, is smooth and soft. Pay me in advance.
In the end, the only person I really need to worry about is numero uno.
That is my name. It is protected by the US copyright office. U cant fucking use it.
Yo did u meet that crazy psycho kid? Ya. His name is Dumbass Numero Uno.
A variation of "uno reverse". When you unknowingly talk about someone who turns out to be yourself.
When she told him she was texting, he made a numero uno reverse when he accused her of cheating on him, when in fact she meant she was texting him.
Definition 1: A moment that makes you go "bruh", or just makes you confused. Definition 2: An online meme in which the joke consists of a picture of Tyler, The Creator, or another image, and a text that says: "Bruh momento numero uno". It's a form of the genre of low effort memes. Note: There are many "bru momentos"
Example: Person 1: LeBron James is better than Michael Jordan Person 2: Bruh... In this example we can see that the second person ad a "Bruh momento numero uno"
The number one slut with no self respect.
Whose that hoe bag numero uno?!!! What a slut.
a gorgeous woman with beautiful blonde hair who goes by the name of Enya
I love my numero uno because she’s the best around I can’t keep that numero uno off my mind