A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a person does not like to be ejaculated on
Person 1: I really like you! Wanna hook up?
Person 2: ..sorry I have a nut allergy..
In a man's case, having a nut allergy is to be homophobic. In contrast, a woman with a nut allergy is a lesbian.
1. Whats Nick's problem with Sebastian getting all touchy feely?
Dunno, he must have a nut allergy.
2. "Does she want to go to the prom with me?"
Nah, she can't cos of her nut allergy.
An aversion to sitting next to people on public transport.
Passenger: "Excuse me, can I sit here?"
You: "No, I've got a nut allergy."
I don't think you should try to get with Lisa, I think she has a pretty severe nut allergy.
A curse. A stupid curse, that does not allow you to have peanut butter, or pistachio cupcakes, or anything along the lines of “Nut.”
Except for honey NUT Cheerios. And corn NUTS.
Dude 1: “Ayy do you want some rocky road ice cream?”
Dude 2: “Nah mate, I got A Nut allergy.”