A fork of Rural Dictionary
To be royally screwed over; just when you think a very bad situation cannot get any worse - it does; a conclusion to a bad situation where the second and third order effects include loss of pride and manhood, etc.; a situation where one gets completely fucked over and all you can do is laugh and mutter under your breath, "FML" or something equivalent to that degree. Word origin: coined after a man who has very bad luck
Example 1: Jeff: So, I just got back from a deployment, and my wife left me. John: That's terrible. Jeff: Yeah, I know. She became a lesbian and left me for another woman. She also cheated on me with other women while I was deployed. John: Dude, you got O-B'd!!! Example 2: Jeff: All the money in my bank account is gone! Chad: Dude, that sucks. Jeff: On top of that, I think someone stole my identity and opened up a few credit card accounts! Chad: O-B'd again, Jeff. Example 3: Jeff: My parents just bought me a piano for my birthday. It was pretty cool at first. Celest: Wow, that's thoughtful. Jeff: Yes, but when I checked my bank account, there was a couple thousand dollars missing. Then I realized parents used my money to get me that piano! Celest: You got O-B'd!