Country Dictionary

An omletting is when you or someone else was forcefully hit in the face with a minimum of 8 omlettes or fritatas, usually using a t-shirt cannon.

Hey did you hear that Eddie got a good omletting from the kids at the birthday party?

Extremely disgusting, yet halarious sexual name for when a guy is getting head and when he busts in the girls ear and folds it over.

"My girlfriend dumped me because i gave her an omlet."

to ejaculate in a man/womans ear and fold closed so it sticks

my ear is crusty from that omlete

the better and easier way of spelling omelette because the actually spelling of it is stupid.

omg bruv i j had Thanksgiving meal in an omlet!

slang, to let

I wuz gon' pop a cap in yo ass but omlet you off this time biatch.

A shortening of onmi-mullet, the stringy, hanging long at all directions aging surfer cut usually used to hid a thinning/receding hairline. The omlet's tendency to hang in the eyes and over the ears and thereby reduce audiovisual input has let to several thousand fatalities involving sharks, moving vehicles, and birds looking for adequate nest building materials.

'Dude, that guy is almost thirty. Its time for him to admit hes not the sandstud of 1997 and get a new haircut. That omlet is just sad. Oh crap! Look out guy, a shark!'

Nickname for a girl with a perfect egg shaped head.

Me: Brandon, you still trying to hook up with omlet? Brondon: yea I is.