A fork of Rural Dictionary
Person 1: Hey what's Obama's last name?
Person 2: It's "Care"
Obama (Obama) (real) (gone wrong) Calling Obama's last name at 3AM (Barack Obama shows up with Sussy Imposter) (DO NOT TRY AT HOME)
Obama's last name is: This word has been censored for safety purposes.
That is Obama's last name!
Possibly the biggest mystery humanity will never find the answer to.
Guy: Hey bro, what's Obama's last name?
Guy 2: It's...... oh shit.
One of the tree unsolved mysteries.
The three unsolved mysteries are
Area 51
Bermuda Triangle
And Obama's last name
One of the most mysterious questions that still remains unsolved
Guy: hey do you know what’s Obama’s last name is?
Other Guy: nobody knows
President, you see obama is often referred to as Mr. President, implying its his last name, therefore obamas last name is President.
Mike: whats Obama's last name?
Eric: President
Mike: so his full name is Obama President?
Eric: yeah