Country Dictionary

Someone so old that even their farts smell like the opening of a Egyptian tomb

MY DAD IS SUCH A OLD FART

An old man, an old fellow(considered offensive to the elderly)

Why does the old fart keep on talking so much?

An old guy that is just not right

Peter turned the age of an old fart officially on Nov 22nd but, had been practicing for quite some time.

A really old person who has no idea what a phone is and constantly tells you about 'back in their day' which was WAY back before even your grandparents were born.they can often be rude and people use 'old fart' as an insult to a non modern,or lame person.

Bob: let me tell you about how it was back in my day,when we didn't have phones or medicine or anything Becky:No you old fart I don't wanna hear it

Am older person who values old fashioned values

As an old fart I do not think to discipline a kid with a snack is child abuse and it is not offensive for a male to open a door for a female

What you smell when you smack your hand on your couch, car, or dining room chair, seat cushions.

I was doing spring cleaning and beating the dust off the couch when that old fart hit me right in the face.

Peeing into someones anus, then having anal sex, after you cum in the anus, you tell the person to fart. When they fart, the urine and cum shoot out into the air, looking like the Old Faithful Guiser.

Old Fartful - Peeing into someones anus, then having anal sex, after you cum in the anus, you tell the person to fart. When they fart, the urine and cum shoot out into the air, looking like the Old Faithful Guiser.