A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a dude has so many STD's, that its like a fucking farm down there! Old MacDonald had a crotch Ee i ee i oh! And on that crotch he had some crabs, Ee i ee i oh! With an itch-itch here, And an itch-itch there
Girl 1: Did u do James last night? Girl 2: No, he has Crabs AND Chlamydia! Girl 1: EW! He's and Old MacDonald
When one man blows another man. Then, while still blowing him, Fucks him up the ass from the missionary position.
Bruce: Hey Todd, want me to give you The Old Macdonald? Todd: Sure! Bruce: Ok, here we go... Todd: Eeeeee....Iiiiiiii.....Eeeeee....Iiiiii....Ooooooooooh!