A fork of Rural Dictionary
An over the pants hand job in which the recipient ejaculates in their underwear.
I was hooking up with Suzy last night and I kept pushing her hand "down there" and she just started giving me an old fashion.
I didn't get into her pants, but at least I got an Old Fashioned out of it.
A Handjob
My girl was out of town so i had to give myself an old fashion.
A good old fashioned H.J. resulting in a release of cremé freaysh.
Sharron! Thank God! have you seen my cremé freaysh... Hey what are you doing? Hwoah! an old fashioned?" splurt... "Love you Sharron
a hand job.
Randy "I haven't had an old fashioned in a long time."
A hand-job, particularly as an alternative to dome
She wasn't trying to blow me, but she hooked me up with an old-fashioned.
The act of receiving a hand-job from start to glorious finish. So named because any self respecting person has not had one of these since grade 6.
As seen in South Park s14e14 "Crème Fraiche"
Keep your man happy. When things are going bad, there is nothing like an old fashioned to ease his stress