A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of masterbation in which the hand is flipped 180° so the knuckles are facing up ward and the palm is down.
Joe and Sofia wanted to spice things up, so instead of a normal handjob, Sofia gave Joe and ‘Old Western’.
when someone hits you with their balls
LEXI GOT FUCKED BY YE OLD WESTERN
When three guys take a revolver pistol, shove it up their ass, and take a shit in the barrel. They then remove the gun, shove it into a girls vagina and make her queef on the gun. They each suck their own queef, shit pistol and puke all over the girl and then kill themselves.
I want to do the old western queef machine with my math teacher, Dale!