A fork of Rural Dictionary
The opposite to being off your face - being a responsible person who isn't intoxicated and doesn't endeavor/manage to somehow detach themselves from their complexion. If you are this, then you are on your face.
'I watched a documentary on BBC2 last night and ate some biscuits, I was completely on my face.' 'I'm going to get completely on my face tonight. Perhaps I'll read a book.' 'I was perfectly aware of getting home last night - I must have been completely on my face!' 'You look very normal, you must be on your face.'
When something is on your face like a foot
I wanna put my foot on your face
A one-size-fits-all retort guaranteed to amuse or annoy. For reasons that elude linguists, sociologists, and recipients alike, the phrase is sometimes held by its proponents to be the greatest comeback ever, and one to which no reply is possible. Several studies have found a relationship between the humor value of "your face", the number of repetitions, and the average age of the audience. A commonly cited example gives the relationship as: humor = 2^(n * (1 - abs(13 - age))) This model predicts that for ages 12-14 "your face" never gets old. For age 13 its humor grows geometrically, hence a sequence of "your face" retorts may only end due to anoxia or exhaustion. For everyone else "your face" just isn't funny.
Bob: dood, whut up. Alice: your face is up. Bob: that's lame. Alice: your face is lame. Bob: don't make me come over there. Alice: don't make me come over your face. Bob: that's whack. Alice: your face is whack.
The ultimate comback to ANY and ALL insults thrown at you.....also something you can say if you dont know what to say. When someone asks you a question, you can say "YOUR FACE!" This saying will also get your friends or ANYONE pissed, and leave.
person 1 : your fat person 2 : your FACE is fat! person 1 : Your ugly! person 2 : Your FACE is ugly!! person 1 : well.....YOUR STUPID! person 2 : YOUR FACE IS STUPID!! person 1 : (Runs away crying) --------------------------------------- person 1 : Hey guys look at the cow! person 2 : YOUR FACE! ------------------------------------ person 1 : hey who wants to go to the movies today? person 2 : ...........YOUR FACE! -------------------------------------- person 1 : Did you do your homework? person 2 : YOUR FACE! person 1 : SHUT UP! im asking you a question! person 2 : YOUR FACE! person 1 : I said SHUT THE FUCK UP! person 2 : Yeah and i said YOUR FACE! person 1 : GOD DAMMIT, BITCH!! person 2 : ok i'll stop........YOUR FACE!! person 1 : fuck you bastard!! (Leaves) -------------------------------------- person 1 : man, im tired....... person 2 : shut up! person 1 : YOUR FACE SHOULD SHUT UP! ------------------------------------- (playing video games) person 1 : HaHa im beating u! person 2 : YOUR FACE! person 1 : doesnt matter im STILL beating you! person 2 : Your face!!!! person 1 : God enough! person 2 : YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE!! person 1 : FUCK!! (Stops playing, and leaves)
a phrase that can be added as a prefix or suffix to any insult as a comeback.
Dude: You're ugly. Guy: Your face is ugly. (prefix) Dude: That's hella stpid Guy: Not as stupid as your face! (suffix) Dude: That makes no sense Guy: Your face doesn't make sense! Dude: I'm leaving. Guy: I'd leave to if I had your face.
Second of a logical progression of traded insults that can be applied to any statement, providing the other person plays along. Can be used when another person tries to turn an offhand statement back on you. Providing you are the one to make this statement, your victory is guaranteed. Upon stating that something is (adjective) and having another person turn this back on you by stating that YOU are (adjective), you will respond that their face is (adjective). They will try to counter that your mother is (adjective), but upon stating that their mother is a whore, you will win, because nothing beats that. Your opponent might predict where this is going early on and try to break order, but this just shows them to be a fucking douche. Originates from a strip in the Gigaville webcomic.
A: That's fucking stupid. B: You're stupid. A: Your face is stupid. B: Your mom's stupid. A: Your mom's a whore. B: Oh yeah, well... shit.
The Chuck Norris of comebacks. Nothing can defeat it.
Person 1: Yo mamma. Person 2: Your face. Person 1: Damn it all.