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Once you go Abercrombie & Fitch you become a bitch

What happens when a person buys Abercrombie & Fitch clothing. Usually a super-skinny boy or girl who were once obese shop at A & B. They buy the clothing, and act if they were better than their friends. They start bragging and quickly lose their friends.

Me: Hey, look. You: What? Me: Isn't that molly? You: Who? Me: Molly. You: I don't know who that is. Me: She was my best friend a long time ago, before she wore Abercrombie & Fitch. You: What happened? Me: She was a bit overweight, like 2 or 3 pounds. All the kids who wore A & B made fun of her. You: Then what? Me: She started crying, and went home due to an emotional collapse. She didn't come back to school for a month. When she did come back, she looked... bad. You: Why? Me: She was really underweight, and she wore A & B clothing. I went to talk to her, and she said" Who the hell are you?!" I said" I'm your friend." She said "Whateva, bitch. Go home!" You: What did you do? Me: I slapped her. You: The lesson here? Molly: AAAAah!! It's you! Get away, you! Get away! We run to the alley Me: See? You: I know the lesson. Once you go Abercrombie & Fitch you become a bitch.

by Junkyard Squirrel August 06, 2010