A fork of Rural Dictionary
Term/code name for your penis
I gotta go take the one eyed monster to the optometrist.
A nickname for the male penis, as opposed to the female penis.
Occasionally sings with the black eyed peas.
Step right up and see the one eyed monster.- From "The spy who shagged me"
1) A penis
2) A 4-cup formation in beirut in which one cup sits alone in front and the other 3 are lined up along the back edge of the table. A very difficult formation.
When the other team was shooting at the one-eyed monster in the beirut game, I whipped out my one-eyed monster and it made them airball both of their shots.
The one eyed monster is a penis, but it’s a way to scare kids away from sex.
Keep away from the one eyed monster!
in the 1950's one-eyed monster was a very popular nick name given to the bulging televisions of the time. It is also a slang name for a camera.
Are you watching that One-Eyed Monster again Marge?
A regular, large male penis, but always aroused and horny.
Me: Hey girl you want to see my One Eyed Monster?
Girlfriend: Again? Sure, but is it gonna be up and at it again?
Me: You know it!
Girlfriend: Awwwwwwwww yea! Let's go!
Me: Where?
Girlfriend: Everywhere!