Country Dictionary

A device that people carry around that usually beeps when someone gets paged. Pagers are dying out because of cell phones.

I think you need a new battery for your pager.

(noun) a drug addict (usually a crackhead) who sells, or procures for sale, stolen items in order to support his or her drug habit.

That pager wanted money for a rock so he tried to sell me a camera.

When one references a news or science article they didn't actually read, but rather saw only the title and first couple lines of the article on Facebook or a similar website.

1: "Hey, I read this really interesting article about the school to prison pipeline the other day?"
2: "Did you actually read it though, or did you just see someone post it on Facebook?"
1: "...yeah one of my friends posted it. Sorry, that's pagerism."

A sommamabitch drug addict (also known as a CRACK HEAD ) who steals shit from you and then, comes back and (knowingly) tries to sell you the shit he JUST STOLE FROM YOU!(So he can get money for more drugs.) Or goes and pawns any thing for money for drugs (right down to their kids christmas gifts).

You go out on that block you better make sure a pager doesn't see that gold necklace and sneak up on you.

Can you stop at the pawn shop and see if That ring is in there that your pager ass brother stole from me and pawned in last week?

An Elliot Page fan.

“I heard you liked Elliot Page, i’m a Pager too!”

A person who is sexy, has wicked hair, and picks up girls without trying.

"check out that guy with that deadly hair, Maynard like face and one sexy ass body. He is totally a Pager!"

Gold being a wadd of cash wrapped in a rubber band and a pager is simply a pager. Term mostly used by drug dealers.

Mickey has a little gold and a pager if u looking for some stickey.