A fork of Rural Dictionary
A dodgy cretin that hangs around children
Oi you see that guy over there bet his names Phil
Pullin a Phil is when you're too ugly to get a woman so you settle for a crossdresser when you're drunk
Mike: im not gay plus i was drunk, plus they're non gender conformed so technically its not a man or a woman nanana Jason: Sounds like you're pullin a phil
A big big loser who has fetishes for his dad wearing pink/leapord skin speedos.
Phil
Very popular in high school, gets all the ladies but tends to have sex with all the older girls. Always on some type of drug, usually a phil might be shy but he carries a big package below. Warning - Phil's have a very high sex drive and will fuck anything, so be prepared.
John "Yo that kids got a big dick" Matt: "Yeah he must have some Phil in him"
someone who is 6 foot huge and would kill everyone in its way. A phil is also a great person who is funny and all the girls love him for his charm. Phil is a pimp and a half. Everyone wants to be a phil but there is only one phil and that is PHIL T.
I want that kid phil so bad its not even funny, said alyssa.
A God among men. Phil is all-knowing. Don't question his powers. He is often seen sporting a large brass instrument and wearing a purple tanktop.
I just won the lottery, Im such a Phil.