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An absolute small fry (usually named Kaden) most can't comprehend how easy this idiot is. Doesn't even smoke cigs and hardly ever pushes McMillan.
Seth, Ethan, and Jaden are such Pickens they can't even do ten pushups.
Jim Pickens is the leader of Jim’s cult and Jim is God. We always must celebrate Dear Leader Day.
Person: hey, ever heard of Jim Pickens? Me: I WORSHIP HIM
Jim pickens is our dear leader, the most important person in the world, he will bring us all to the promised land of his slave dungeon where we will love forever painting him. All hail the great dear leader Jim pickens
Sometime in the near future: Everybody: "all hail the great dear leader Jim pickens"
1.Our dear leader 2.The main character in the YouTuber Call Me Kevin's sims 4 videos Notabale for his interesting life Married the grim reaper, Kidnapped Santa (Twice), Became a vampire Started a cult Killed so many people that the grim reaper beat him up, and loads more
All hail our glorious leader, Jim Pickens
To be at a stage of intoxication where your courage is so overwhelming that you simply have to pick a fight with every person you talk to no matter their significant size or fighting ability.
"Did you see him at the Christmas party? He was so picken drunk."
An uncircumcised penis with an abnormal amount of foreskin
“Damn bro you got that Pickens dick! I could knit that shit into a sweater!”