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Any thing that you want to take.
Pillage first, Burn later. You don't want to burn any Pillageables
A Pillager is a Minecraft hostile mob that is part of the Illager family. Armed with crossbows, they will go in and patrol and/or raid villagers, killing them. They can also be found in Pillager Outposts
Logdotzip: Oh look... a little Pillager- OW HOLY SH-T!
the act of "beating up the pussy" with the penis and/or the cunt hooks to the point that the piss fenders are turned inside out.
Scott: "Hey Barry, did you know that when I was in college during the better part of the 80's I pillaged my through 2 sororitites and a midget?"
Barry: "What about that tard?"
The favorite pastime of Vikings everywhere. A competitive sport practiced by Vikings to see how many women each warrior could "pillage" in under one hour. The world's greatest way to get in shape is by pillaging.
Viking One: "Dude, let's go pillage the fuck outta that village!"
Viking Two: "Your on, first let's set fire to their livestock, and then we can toss the Mayor down the well!"
Viking Three: "Hey, don't forget the the rape! That's the main idea of pillaging!"
ALL: Okay, to the women first! VIKINGS AWAY!"
more appropriate way of saying raped.
While walking anlone in the dark, the man got kidnapped and pillaged.