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Pinch a Grumpy

Drop a dump.
Flush twice.

I gotta go pinch a grumpy, holmes.
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by The Sanitized Chicken. November 05, 2003

Pinch A Grumpy

PINCH A GRUMPY - Pinching A Grumpy is another way to explain going to the bathroom. Or a simplier term, Taking a crap or going poop.

PAG is the acronym.

PAG = Pinch A Grumpy
PAGing = Pinching a Grumpy

Instead of an apple a day keeps the doctor away, everyone should Pinch A Grumpy.

That dog takes forever to pick a spot and PAG.

by emmyfrompogo November 21, 2010

pinch a grumpy

To drop a duce. Pinch a loaf. Take a dump. Go # 2. Take a shit etc.

I woke up this morning and had to pinch a grumpy.
I wouldnt go in there i just pinched a grumpy.

by justin jb December 03, 2007

pinching a grumpy

Taking a shit

I'm pinching a grumpy

by shaykay85 April 05, 2014