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pissed the fuck off

more severe than pissed the hell off one is subject to kick the object/person's ass spontaneously combusting is imminent side effects include: -red in the face -steam coming out of ears -yelling/screaming -speaking through clenched teeth -hands at side trembling

Katie: Tom, what's wrong? Tom: I'm so pissed the fuck off... Katie: Why honey? Tom: BECAUSE OF YOU AND THOSE DAMN KIDS!!!!!

by FrenchieKRebelz December 14, 2010

pissing me the fuck off

totally pissed off to the nth power; so angry that you are about to do slap someone in the face but need to express it verbally instead.

YOU ARE PISSING ME THE FUCK OFF WITH THAT BULL SHIT SOBSTORY!!

by finewoman September 22, 2013

pissed smooth the fuck off

Deep-rooted, deeply-seated (black) anger.

Regarding the LeBron James-Gisele Bundchen-Vogue-cover controversy, Jason Whitlock (Columnist for the Kansas City Star and FOXSports) writes: I can barely keep up with when I'm supposed to be disappointed as opposed to offended as opposed to being pissed smooth the fuck off.

by rahess March 27, 2008

Pissed fucked off my hammer tits

To be very drunk. Derived from various English and American slang terms for drunkenness.

Jane: "Did you have many drinks today?" Brandon: "Hell yeah, I am pissed fucked off my hammer tits!"

by manfromengland November 08, 2010