A fork of Rural Dictionary
A sacred food gifted to mankind by the gods. Very delicious and cheesy with tomato sauce and toppings of your choice. Commonly consumed recreationally or at parties.
Pizza is legal weed as both are very good.
A revelation, a manifestation of the most delicous combo in the world cheese, sauce and bread. What more could you need
The perfect meal--an open-faced pie using tomato sauce, cheese, and any manner of meat toppings. In addition to the standard, medium-thick-crust pizza, there are two major American varieties: New York style, also called thin crust; and Chicago style, also called 'deep-dish' or (more accurately) 'stuffed' pizza.
Pizza is the perfect meal, man. A slice for lunch, a whole pie for dinner, and cold pizza for breakfast--hallalujah!
What the actual fuck is wrong with you? How do you even live with yourself if you don’t know what a pizza is?????