A fork of Rural Dictionary
Heavily under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol.
Rick couldn't handle drinking; he was plastered in under an hour.
Drunk: when you drink a shitload of booze
That chick was so plastered.
Being heavily f-cked up due to a horribly enormous consumption of alchohol. Can be fun, but be sure to carefully pick out which clothes to throw up on.
person 1. ey buudy i fuckn luv u man....
person 2. but bud... u dont even relly kno me...
person 1. Im gonna puke....
person 2. wait fer me man....
both: shit guy, wer f-ckin plastered.
To be so completely shitfaced drunk that you are barely even able to have a good time. This is the final stage before alcohol poisoning.
"Dude, Adam was totally plastered last night, we almost had to take him to the hospital."
Where one lays upside down on a sofa/chair and cums in his own face.
"John gave himself a good plastering last night"