A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. Slang term for police. The term is generally used for local police, who presumably don't know what they're doing.
person 1: "Ohh shit son, was that a statey?" person 2: "Naw kid, that was just some donut-sucking, bacon-backed po 9."
Fat police officers who stand outside of kids rooms on choir trips to make sure they don't get any action.
The Po-9, with their shoes, are the biggest bacon on the planet.