A fork of Rural Dictionary
a slang "term" for Female Masturbation or "Self Pleasure"
my mom: "knocking on my door "
Me: MOM, DON'T COME IN MY ROOM! I'M PADDLING THE PINK CANOE RIGHT NOW, MAYBE WE CAN TALK LATER!
Old slang for female masturbation.
Boys like to beat the meat; girls like to paddle the pink canoe.