A fork of Rural Dictionary
To shoot yourself in the head.
If the economy doesn't turn around, I'm going to paint the ceiling.
Whack off. Most commonly in a lazy boy armchair.
I think im gonna stay in tonight, pop in a porn and just paint the ceiling
Painting the ceiling is when you haven't jerked off in two weeks and you spank the monkey and you scored a giant load all over the place
I thought I was going to get it on with this girl last week but she didn't show up. Man do I have blue balls so I decided to watch some porn and I ended up painting the ceiling
To blow your head with a shotgun in such a way that the brain matter would cover the ceiling
Lad 1 : You suck at Hoi4 Lad 2 : go paint the ceiling red
Slang for committing suicide. Blood and brains get all over the ceiling
these valoniggas make me want to paint the ceiling red
When a man removes his trousers and a woman lays on the floor. The said man will rest his pubicle sack upon the forehead of the female, gooch hovered over mouth. The female will then proceed to put condiments of different colors into her mouth, and then lick the gooch of the male. The woman will create a colorful masterpiece that would put Michaelangelo to shame.
Today in painting 201 we will be painting daddy's ceiling, pair up and males remove their pants, ladies assume the position.