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Patchy the Pirate is a fictional character from the TV show ‘Spongebob Squarepants’, he is seen in various live action skits in different episodes, as well as in one Big Time Rush episode.
Marco: Who’s that weird pirate over there? Polo: Oh, that’s patchy the pirate. Marco: I see.
When you shit on ur girls eye during intercouse then you cum in that same eye then step on her toe and make her say arr
Bro: how was last night with u and her Me: It was alright, I let her meet patchy the pirate tho
A pirate from SpongeBoB who is shown in the gif below. He wears an eyepatch and speaks with a slight lateral lisp. I know him by his shy and ecstatic attitude.
*Patchy the Pirate has a lisp. You can hear it too if you listen very closely.
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