A fork of Rural Dictionary
Supercute character in Juno played by Michael Cera. Wears extremely short bright yellow track shorts. Eats hot pockets for breakfast. Loves orange tic-tacs. Because you can never get enough of your favorite one calorie breath mint.
Mr. MacGuff: Who's the father? Juno: Paulie Bleeker. Mr. MacGuff: I didn't know he had it in him. Leah: I know, right?!?
When you eat tic tacs right out of the container like Paulie Bleeker from the movie Juno.
"I just Paulie Bleekered too many minty tic tacs, but I dont wanna spit them out and waste them."