A fork of Rural Dictionary
The term "Paying my bills" is generally slang for Masturbation (Jacking off, Beating your meat, choking the chicken)
I got home last night after practice and decided to "Pay my bills." "Made by the crimsion chin"
A delusional state. When an eBay seller thinks they are earning a living selling on eBay. But they are not.
He says Ebay Pays My Bills, but he's sweeping race tracks to make ends meet.
Take a dump, drop a deuce, poop, make bears, usually in the morning.
I was enjoying a nice cup of coffee before work, when I felt a rumbling down under and had to go pay my morning bill.