Country Dictionary

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Pedo Van

A late 70s early 90s large van made by Dodge, GMC, Chevy, or Ford. They have large sliding doors and occasionally have beds built into them. Pedo vans are known to be a common sight in public parks and elementary school parking lots. Pedo vans do NOT include minivans
some popular pedo vans are
Ford Econoline
Dodge Ram Van
Chevy G- Series
GMC Vandura

Mikey avoid the pedo van there may be a pedo in there.

by Bootyinvader August 19, 2009

Pedo-Van

A person who lives in a caravan often with a creepy name or personality.

Omg, Collins returned in his pedo-van!

by CollinsBike February 25, 2016

pedo van

The act of a pregnant woman having relations with a man whilst pregnant, with the man's penis breaking through the uterus and thereby penetrating the baby. The woman is literally having a child raped inside her, similar to the van pedophiles drive to attract their prey.

Bob:Dude, my mom was cheating with this black guy when she was pregnant, and he accidently gave it to her too hard and fucked the baby!

Larry: Nice dude, he totally gave her a pedo van!

by pedobeargrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr April 06, 2011