A fork of Rural Dictionary
An exploratory wipe applied to the b-hole adjacent zones to discover any fecal splash-back caused by diarrhea or violent poops.
Diarrhea oftentimes calls for a perimeter check.
n. to go outside and smoke cigarettes; a euphemism that means to go outside of one's workplace(where smoking isn't allowed)and walk way beyond company property so that one could smoke.
Tim: Hey, where's everybody? Bravo: Um, perimeter check. Tim: Wha? Without me? Bravo: Hey, you were busy.