A fork of Rural Dictionary
really really really close.
Pert near hit that fellow.
pretty near
she was pert near asleep
Really fuckin' close.
I was pert' near the gas station when I pert' near hit an old lady walking across the street. Her nipples were so long, I pert' near got my eye poked out. Her: How close are you to cumming? Me: Pert' near!
If this word is used then you have located a hillbilly redneck.
I'm pert near to pushing that goat through that fence.