A fork of Rural Dictionary
A modern-day descendant of the famous Cinderella's-carriage-recycler, this shameless freeloader-dude scuttles around to all da local banks --- even the ones that he doesn't have an account with --- on Fridays, when they offer free bags of salt-buttered popcorn.
Peter, Peter, popcorn-eater Skips a meal; no tummy-cheater He takes two popcorn-bags (don't tell) Then fills his stomach very well.