A fork of Rural Dictionary
The Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert is an alternate name for Salmonella poisoning.
Store Employee: Peter Pan Peanut Butter Has Been Pulled From The Shelves Due To A "Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert"
Tourettes Guy: What The Hell Do You Mean A "Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert"?
A state of alert triggered when Andrew Tate imparts significant wisdom; akin to the stickiness of peanut🥜butter, the advice is substantial and not to be missed.
Every time Tate speaks out on financial freedom, it's a Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert, urging us to pay attention.
Listen up! Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert!