A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. n. A beauty of great proportions.
2. n. Everyone's favorite.
3. n. Adorable, sweet.
4. n. A true love of dogs.
"She is the spitting image of petunia."
"Petunia shines in my heart!"
1. a flower of the purple color
2. british slang for "great"
Person 1: That was a petunia cup of tea
Person 2: Righto, mate!
Person 1: I'd like some petunias
Person 2: Okay I'll go pick some
A great Flamingo Goddess who works part time as a priest for demonic ceremonies. She lives in a well. She has a servant named Gareth.
Who was the priest at your funeral
Oh, it was Petunia
The most sassy, hateful, mother like human in the world. Usually has the voice of a five year old brat but tries to be loving. She may also go by Brianna or Breanna.
Person 1: Hey petunia!
Person 2: I'm Breanna
Person 1: Whatever you say Petunia!!