A fork of Rural Dictionary
The final tier of academic excess. B.S. = bullshit M.S. = more shit Ph.D. = piled higher and deeper.
I know everything! I have a Ph.D.!
Commonly used to refer to a Physician’s Degree or a Perfect Hair Day. In recent pop culture, PHD can also refer to a “Pretty Huge Dick.”
Candace: I finally got my PHD! Lawrence: Oh, good! There’s not a day that goes by when I don’t appreciate my PHD! Candace: Dad, I’m not talking about a degree. Lawrence: Neither was I!
Doctor of Philosophy. No, you dont have to be a Philosophy major to receive this! If you break it down, philosophy simply means; Theory of Knoqledge. Therefore receiving a PhD will mean that you are a Doctor of "Theory of Knowledge" in your major. You are an expert and you know all there is to know about what you studied! P.s; Most of the time, following receiving a PhD, many end up one of the two types of researchers. College Professors, or Lab researchers.
I have a PhD in Computer Science, I am an expert I know everything about Computers! Woahhh, Jasmine got a PhD in Culinary Arts.. I can't believe she survived 6 whole years in college! <.> Go Jas!
Doctor of Philosophy and the highest educational degree. Typically confirmed upon those with the greatest of intellect, who, strangely enough, possess a vast reservoir of complex knowledge most suitable for the classrooms of higher education, but for reasons unknown, when placed into the real world, typically need a third hand to find their own ass.
Peter: Wow! Professor Johnson sure was amazing in class today, wasn’t he? Mike: Well, he does have a PHD you know. Peter: Gosh – that explains it! Peter: Hey – who’s that jackass that works in the mail room? Mike: That’s Bill Johnson. He has a PHD Peter: Well – that explains it!