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And excruciatingly painful fart often resulting in explosive diarrhea and/or spontaneous combustion.
I was trying to squeeze out a fart, when all of a sudden i let out a phart, which went all over the walls.
One of those smelly little "silent-but-deadly" ads that pops up in one corner of the TV screen 30 seconds into the program, after you've already endured 5 minutes of regular ads.
AMC used to be a great channel until they started pharting.
Phart (verb) When a man has to take a serious leek and drop a huge sh*t simultaneously. Not having the time to drop the deuce, he chooses to urinate. While the mans pee exits with fire hose like pressure, he then attempts to fart. This triggers either a nasty shart or a turd to be deposited in the mans underwear. (pee-fart = phart)
While peeing late last night I pharted and dropped a scissored off turtle head on my bathroom floor…….
noun: fart that takes place in a pharmacy or produced by a pharmacist.
My pharmacist, Ryan, pharted while discussing my medications with me last week.
The Professionals of Houston Adventure Racing Team!
PHART kicked some serious ass at the last adventure race.