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Phatty McD's

1. A 'ganster' sounding name for McDonald's cooked up by Vermonters in the mid-90s, with special attention paid to the fact that McDonald's makes you fat.

2. Phatty McD- Ronald McDonald's name BEFORE he had gastric bypass surgery.

1. "My dad's takin' me up tah Phatty McD's in the fam'ly trick-ter." translation: My dad's taking me up to Phatty McD's in the family tractor.

2. "Phatty McD ate so many Big Macs he went into a McComa on the couch; good thing his McFatAss cushioned the blow."

by SweetGretchieD April 30, 2006