A fork of Rural Dictionary
To have to end the defecating process abruptly or in a hurry. Usually this phrase is yelled by someone who is also in need to use the bathroom.
Person who needs to use the bathroom: "Hey, pinch it off already!"
Person on the toilet: "Alright, alright!"
1. To quickly squeeze out a shit
2. To pinch off the end of a rather large shit in order to be done quicker.
Jerry had to pinch one off as the game started in ten minutes.
v. having a bowel movement, the act of pinching off a turd
After chugging his cup of morning coffee, Teddy had to pinch one off.
1. The elimination of fecal waste through one's anus.
2. The art of expelling feces from one's anus in a manner that exceeds the definition of "pooping" or "crapping".
1. I was just in the bathroom pinching one off
2. Oh God how I love shitting!
>> 1. The act of contracting one's anal sphincter to cut a log of feces off in mid-defecation.
>> 2. Forcefully preventing ejaculation by squeezing the shaft of the penis.
Man did you see the deuce he dropped? You can even tell where he pinched off.
Pinching off prevented a rather sticky coffee-break facial.
a port-a-potty or toilet. used to "pinch one off"
"Excuse me sir, where can I find the nearest pinch 'un off. I really need to pinch one off"