A fork of Rural Dictionary
Spankin it, crankin it, jerkin it, snappin it, or straight up wankin it.
"yo what have you been doing since Susy left you?"
"pinchin the carrot like a virgin dude... It sucks"
When a guy continually hooks up with ones as opposed to tens or dimes.
Man, matts game is broke.
yeah bro he's been penny pinchin' like a mother fucker!
the act of holding in piss, while at the same time forcing air out of your anus, the resulting note is extremely high, due to the pressure involved.
made funnier by squinting eyes and holding breath
Farter: *squinting with breath held lets out a slow high pitched fart*
Fartee: AHHHH HA HA HA HA
choppin' mud down at the water shed, punchin' grumpy, dropping the kids off at the pool, wrestling a growler, working things out, messing up the toilet, relieving the infield, and of course pooping.
"Where are you going with that coffee can?" . . . "I am taking it to pinch some steamers down at the lake before the clam bake."