A fork of Rural Dictionary
to some a blessing, to others a curse
pineapples on pizza is the equivalent of shitting on a burger and eating it whole./ dude, this pineapple pizza is the best!
: basically a pizza with pineapple chunks on it. : popularized by SB19's bunso, Junstin de Dios. : but can also be a big pineapple with pizza chunks, yes, possible.
Delivery Boy: Sir, here's your order. Pineapple with pizza. Enjoy! Ken: Ay, nandito na pala? How fast. Solomoooot ♥️💕💘💞😍
THE MOST ABHORENT ABOMINATION TO SOCIETY TO EVER HAPPEN ON THIS PLANET! ONLY THE SICKEST OF HUMAN BEINGS PUT PINEAPPLE ON THEIR PIZZA. IT HONESTLY MAKES ME SICK TO MY STOMACH JUST THINKING ABOUT IT. IF U PUT PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA, PLEASE JUMP!
Me: Yeah bro, I heard he put pineapple on pizza. Friend: Ew, hope he gets food poisoning.
Calm down people it’s not an abomination it’s actually quite good try it one time
Bill:have you ever tried pineapple on pizza Jane: Ew no. Disgusting Bill: Have you tried it Jane: no Bill:Sit down and eat you’ll like it I promise Jane : you know what this stuff is good
Most people say it’s the worst thing but have never even tried it.
Hey, truth or dare? Truth. Do you like pineapple on pizza? No, obviously. Ok, truth or dare again. Truth. Have you ever tried pineapple on pizza? ..no…
The fastest way to turn a discussion into a warzone. Bring up anchovies for bonus points.
Fred, Ursula, Charles, and Kyle: *civil discussion about lamps* Douchebag: Pineapple pizza is Hitler/Jesus! *cue World War 3*
A pizza with pineapple slices on top, which some people might like, while others don't. Either way, I respect your opinion
Me: I have a random question, do you like pineapple pizza? Because I do... Him: Nah....it's not really my favourite. I'm not really that kind of guy who likes to put fruit in pizza.