Country Dictionary

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Pizza Roulette

A prank wherein you hang out in front of an apartment complex, waiting for the inevitable pizza delivery guy to show up (with someone else's order) - and you buy it. A real-life "man in the middle" attack, so to speak.

Roommate: "I'm bored - anyone down for Pizza Roulette?" You: "Hell yeah - lemme grab my smokes!" (out front of the building, a few cigarettes later, a pizza delivery guy shows up) You: "Hey, is that pizza for apartment, uhhh.." Pizza Delivery Guy: (looks at box) "Apartment 231?" You: "Yeah, that's us!" (you pay, he leaves) You: "Ahh, shit. Anchovies and extra olives - nasty!" (later) Guy In Apt. 231: "Hey, where's my motherfuckin' pizza?" Pizza Shop: "Uhhh.. it was delivered and paid for..?"

by turrican April 07, 2008