A fork of Rural Dictionary
extremly high heels usually worn by strippers and porn stars. possibly the sexiest invention ever.
I covered her with baby oil, and all she had on was a pair of black platforms!
a kind of game genre in which you jump around for m platform to platform and usually kill stuff.
The act of approaching someone from behind, and plopping one’s ballsack on their shoulder.
Ya bro, I heard John Hancock was platforming people when they signed the declaration. Should have been named John Hanballs.
The act of getting so drunk, that you can't walk straight and fall (or nearly) of a train platform.
Hey bro, where did you end up last night? Bro I was "platforming" last night and got locked up for being drunk and disorderly Bro, you got "platformed" as!!!