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Pole smoker

One who enjoys the act of sucking random penises and does so on a frequent basis.

Maneka is such a pole smoker.

by Harry Bagpipe May 14, 2004

Pole smoker

Any of the the genus homosexualhomosapien in which a male performs felacio on another male. Also see weiner whiffer,peter puffer,bone smuggler,butt pirate,cock gobbler,turd burgaler and ass clown.

Sean Penn and all the French are pole smokers.

by Oogalie Boogalie April 15, 2003

Pole smoker

1. The art of placing a male schlong in one's mouth and then performing oral pleasure on him.

2. A boss that has no idea on what is really going on at the pointy end, as they have spent all of the career shafting others to get to the the dizzy height they are currently at.

1. "Check out Crowy going for it, he is such a pole smoker"

2. Man our Superintendent is such a pole smoker

by gonadman March 31, 2007

Pole smoker

see george bush

by Anonymous October 21, 2003

Pole smoker

knob shiner

(see also, Keshun's sister)

by MFR January 12, 2004

Pole smoker

1. One who provides a liberal helping of human saliva. Typically this person is of the male sex, wrapping his lips and tongue around the genetalia of another male.

Vin Diesel is a polesmoker

by Robert "Thrax" Hallock October 28, 2002

Pole smoker

what your mom is doing right now

by Anonymous July 06, 2003