A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you shit and you get shit in your ass hair that hardeners.
Damn I didn't wipe good now I got Poop Nuggets
Poop that is shaped into a nugget form
I'm in the mood for some poop nuggets right now, let's go get some.
A nugget of poop; someone bitchy, annoying, rude, or crotchety. Usually full of shit and/or asshole
"Dude stop being such a poop nugget."
"Ugh you are quite the poop nugget."
a small, but highly significant, payload of poop or 'turdulation' which is expelled, emitted, dropped, pitched, left, released, extruded, or otherwise de-ass-ified from one's rear 'port'.
Always firm (or it would be called a 'poop toothpaste' or a 'poop ribbon', it is usually deep chocolate brown in color and highly aromatic in a thoroughly barfulated manner.
It is sometimes used as a name of deep affection or admiration.
I just dropped a poop nugget.
I have contributed many poop nuggets to the local ecology.
Oy, there's a poop nugget in my socks!
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You are quite a poop nugget, Mr. President.
(In French accent like Pepe LePew) Mah darleeng, you are such a beautiful poupe nougat! I am mahd for you, ma petite poopoux!
A slang term for an annoying friend, or sibling. It is silly, yet negative. It is the perfect thing to call dumb, annoying people.
My sister was a poop nugget when she wouldn't let me help her with her homework.
A general, mild curse, like darn, for when the user wants to be slightly original, but something FUCK MY ASSHOLE isn't appropriate.
Mom: Take the trash out.
Kid: Poop nuggets.